April 2012
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Warning: This Post Contains Swears
So today at work I had a super dyslexic moment. I was scanning some packages of tea or something, and on the shipping label it said:
STARBUCKS COFFEE SHOP
SHIPPING MANAGER
But my brain took the "UCKS" and the "ING" and did some creative rearranging til I read "THE FUCKING COFFEE SHOP"
Of course at 4am this was hilarious, so I told the guys. And this is what happened:
Wess: The Fucking Coffee Shop! Come n' get yer fucking coffee!
Dylan: I want some fucking cream in my fucking coffee!
Wess: I want a fucking cappuccino!
Dylan: And some fucking sugar! You don't have fucking sugar? Well I guess I'll settle for some fucking sweet n' low!
Wess: This isn't a very child-friendly atmosphere.
Dylan: It's a fucking coffee shop! What'd you expect?
Like I said. 4am.
Apr 27th
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THINGS I HAVE BEEN OBSESSING OVER FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS: BEES GOTYE’S CANINES I had a bit of a scare where I realized I placed the queen cage in the wrong part of the hive when I installed the bees, so I freaked out for about twelve hours until I was able to check on her, but she and everyone in the hive was okay. Whew! ;w; As for Gotye… seriously, look at this man’s face. And...
Apr 19th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 8th
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30 Days of Character Development: Day 30
Things I’m good at: Finishing things on time Also: Sarcasm 30.) And finally: Write a letter to your character, from yourself. Under the cut for length and TMI (I really put way too much thought into this orz )[[MORE]] Gladys (TF2RP): I’m sorry I’ve made life so horrible for you, and that I’ve pretty much set you up for heartbreak from day one. I created you quickly, but...
Apr 7th
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